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Random Thought of the Day
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” George Burns
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
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Department of Huh?: Game show host: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials GBS? Contestant: William Shakespeare
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Family Feud host Ray Combs: A birthday that men dread the most. Female contestant: Wife’s
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We miss what’s important because we keep looking for what’s important, and it’s not this.
Random Thought of the Day
After every flight, pilots of a certain parcel delivery airline (which shall remain unnamed) fill out a form called a “gripe sheet” which tell the mechanics about problems with the aircraft. Here are some complaints submitted by pilots, and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost … Continue reading