“I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life.” Paul Krassner
“There comes a time in every man’s life at least once, and I’ve had plenty of them.” baseball manager Casey Stengel
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always think it’s for them?
Is there another word for synonym?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
“Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.” Benny Hill
Why are there no “B” batteries?