I’m not in this circus and this is not my monkey.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.
“There comes a time in every man’s life at least once, and I’ve had plenty of them.” baseball manager Casey Stengel
Experience is that wonderful thing that allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones
After every flight, pilots of a certain parcel delivery airline (which shall remain unnamed) fill out a form called a “gripe sheet” which tell the mechanics about problems with the aircraft. Here are some complaints submitted by pilots, and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost …
“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.” Homer Simpson