I’m not in this circus and this is not my monkey.
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Random Thought of the Day
The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.
Random Thought of the Day
“There comes a time in every man’s life at least once, and I’ve had plenty of them.” baseball manager Casey Stengel
Random Thought of the Day
Experience is that wonderful thing that allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones
And on the 8th day God said, “Okay, Murphy, you’re in charge.” unknown
Random Thought of the Day
After every flight, pilots of a certain parcel delivery airline (which shall remain unnamed) fill out a form called a “gripe sheet” which tell the mechanics about problems with the aircraft. Here are some complaints submitted by pilots, and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost … Continue reading
Random Thought of the Day
“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.” Homer Simpson