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Random Thought of the Day

Department of Huh?: Game show host: What’s the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials GBS? Contestant: William Shakespeare

Random Thought of the Day

Family Feud host Ray Combs: A birthday that men dread the most. Female contestant: Wife’s

Random Thought of the Day

We miss what’s important because we keep looking for what’s important, and it’s not this.

After every flight, pilots of a certain parcel delivery airline (which shall remain unnamed) fill out a form called a “gripe sheet” which tell the mechanics about problems with the aircraft. Here are some complaints submitted by pilots, and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers: P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost … Continue reading →

Random Thought of the Day

When your husband says he’ll fix something, there’s no need to nag him every six months.

Random Thought of the Day

If you can’t get out of something, get into it. There’s a big difference between ‘I’ve got to’ and ‘I get to.’

Random Thought of the Day

Headlines of the Day: Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures. Accused Evades Death Penalty. Jury Hung. Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use. Stiff Opposition Expected to Funeral Reform.