Always take the high road; there’s a lot less traffic.
I’m not in this circus and this is not my monkey.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.” Dennis Wholey
“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.” Homer Simpson