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Random Thought of the Day

There are more things in life than coffee. That’s why there’s coffee.

If someone steals your coffee, is that a mugging?

I’m not in this circus and this is not my monkey.

“I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life.” Paul Krassner

Is there another word for synonym?

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.” Dennis Wholey

Why are there no “B” batteries?