Everywhere is within walking distance if you have time. (Steven Wright)

Spelling is a lossed art.

Seen on the bumper of a female highway construction worker in Alaska:  “Alaska women: We’re becoming the men we always hoped we’d find.”

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Anon.

Heading to Alaska! See you in a few weeks.

“Men don’t care about what’s on TV. They care about what else is on TV.” Jerry Seinfeld

“Ever notice that ‘What the hell?’ is always the right question?” Marilyn Monroe