“Next to a circus, there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.” Frank Hubbard

I can honestly say I’ve been good for the past week. Let’s just focus on that.

Why are they called apartments if they’re all stuck together?

I suspect that with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” Madeleine L’Engle