Posted by bobrice2011 …

Random Thought of the Day

I can honestly say I’ve been good for the past week. Let’s just focus on that.

Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. Anon.

Why are they called apartments if they’re all stuck together?

I suspect that with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

“The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” Madeleine L’Engle

“Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.” Homer Simpson

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have time. (Steven Wright)