“I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was in a past life.” Paul Krassner
“There comes a time in every man’s life at least once, and I’ve had plenty of them.” baseball manager Casey Stengel
When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always think it’s for them?
Is there another word for synonym?
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you’re good is like expecting a bull not to charge because you’re a vegetarian.” Dennis Wholey
Experience is that wonderful thing that allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?